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Aries (March 21-April 19): So much of your life is an open book, so it's surprising when you remember a buried secret and realize that you haven't told a soul. What would happen if you did?




Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your forgiving heart will make it easier for you to negotiate with unprepared and otherwise less-than-perfect counterparts. The rewarding end to this interaction will be well worth the patience required.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): You'll be looking back, so try not to judge yourself harshly. Some of the activities in question you did because, at the time, you were in love -- a form of temporary insanity.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): Stars caution against pouring your loving care on too thick. Your relationships are like plants that require balanced care.




Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): You're witness to delicious juxtapositions. A wise child or a person who is self-congratulatory in describing his modesty -- the ironies of human character amuse you.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have the potential to delight an audience. You'd rather keep it laughing than open up. You have every right to keep your private life close to the vest.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Your next smart move depends on your ability to observe what others don't. Aim to be a person upon whom nothing is lost.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You don't usually try to fit in -- at least you don't think of it that way. You'll be inclined to double-check yourself now.




Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): This is no time to go up against someone higher on the food chain. But it might be a time to stop seeing the food chain. Everyone is an equal.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Life is a potluck dinner: You never know what you're getting, and the one thing you can count on is the dish you're bringing.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make extravagant plans. So what if they don't quite match your budget. A few calls to friends and you'll be amazed at what you can make happen.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): You've been accused of moodiness, but you pick up the vibes of the people around you. It's more important than ever that you're around happy people.

Today's birthday (Oct. 18): You have the awareness that you are doing your best and that is all the approval you need this year. November offers you a new hook in which to hang your star. Your career takes off in January. The spring features education and moves. July brings an important purchase. Leo and Scorpio adore you. Your lucky numbers are 35, 26, 11, 32 and 30.

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