| 1. | "It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers |
| 2. | "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield |
| 3. | "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." Steve Martin. |
| 4. | "My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'." Emo Philips. |
| 5. | "When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better." Mae West. |
| 6. | "What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap." James Agate |
| 7. | "I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though." Elton John. |
| 8. | "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects." Les Dawson |
| 9. | "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." Woody Allen |
| 10. | "A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing." Phyllis Diller |
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